ladyofstardust:

“Where Am I?”

“Who are you and what are you doing in my castle?”

“I’m Rose Tyler.  There was a crystal.  I followed it.  Sorry castle?”

“Yes.  You’re in the Castle Beyond the Goblin City in the Labyrinth.  I am the Goblin King.”

“King of the Goblins? What like the mythical gremlins?”

“The same although I assure you things are not always as mythical as you might imagine.”

“Don’t have to tell me twice.  So now that’s been sorted Goblin King you can just pop me on home then.  Sorry for the trouble.”

“Oh no.  You see Rose Tyler once something falls into my lap, I think you’ll find I’m quite reluctant to let it go so easily.  If you want out.  You’ll have to find your own way.”

“What?  Goblin King you send me home right now!”

“You’re no match for me Rose.  Do you know what you’re dealing with here?”

“Do you?”