You act like such a lonely man.
The difference between Ten & Eleven.
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
I never really understood the saying, ‘hold your horses’
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iT’S FROM WHEN PEOPLE RODE IN HORSE-DRIVEN CARRIAGES AND WHEN YOU HELD BACK THE REIGNS, THE HORSES WOULD STOP, THUS MEANING TO HOLD YOUR HORSES STILL SO YOU’RE NOT MOVING AND RUSHING, AND TO STAY STILL, YOU UNCULTURED SWINES
. Your probably the kid who reminds the teacher about the homework, right?
*you’re

I’m not going to compete with a ghost
Graham Norton: So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]
may be one of my favorite parts ever